shii lowkey everybody on river is beautiful

after a week of being away there truly is no place like your own toilet

i did infact have to block fathorse

i think imma start carrying a bubble bottle around w me this summer. seems like fun.

my coffee this morning was fireeee

thinking about how no ones adding their porcelain thoughts :/ i know ya’ll be thinking while shitting…

sorry i was late i was shitting

when did we ever just stop putting our hair in a cunty little ponytail

if you’re wearing headphones w really loud music playing dont worry no one can hear your farts either

i accidentally just sat my bare ass on a public bathroom closed toilet seat makes you wonder how many asses you’ve touched via public toilets yet the closed seat seems way more cooked

shii lowkey everybody on river is beautiful

after a week of being away there truly is no place like your own toilet

i did infact have to block fathorse

i think imma start carrying a bubble bottle around w me this summer. seems like fun.

my coffee this morning was fireeee

thinking about how no ones adding their porcelain thoughts :/ i know ya’ll be thinking while shitting…

sorry i was late i was shitting

when did we ever just stop putting our hair in a cunty little ponytail

if you’re wearing headphones w really loud music playing dont worry no one can hear your farts either

i accidentally just sat my bare ass on a public bathroom closed toilet seat makes you wonder how many asses you’ve touched via public toilets yet the closed seat seems way more cooked